Cereal with a Fork

Cereal with a Fork

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125 Responses to Cereal with a Fork

  1. thanks for not ever following your schedule as posted on your website. I wish you adhered to a schedule of an actual job. Instead, you live on a different fucking planet.

    • You may not have noticed that several weeks ago I updated the schedule to which you are referring (located in the upper right corner of this page) to say “New comics posted on various days of the week.” I did this in order to more accurately reflect the unpredictable update schedule that I’ve had lately.

      Sincerely,
      Kyle

    • I DIDN’T! I didn’t adhere to my schedule. I worked nights and days like a rollercoaster ride in Nursing all of those years and got used to not wanting to get up.

    • Mary Gelpi says:

      You’re not ready for jokes. Or the internet.

      • HUH? says:

        I wrote jokes and stories for people on the internet. I am a talented and gifted writer with a sense of humor that is natural. They attacked and terrorized instead. I am an individual that was inspired by my professor Maya Angelous to be creative and be an excellent writer in 1988.

      • HUH? says:

        She was the best and innovative professor in my creative arts degree and field of studies in Fashion Design and Illustration that I ever had. Other than the Ring around the collar Ad Guy that loved my commericial idea for Burt Reynolds and Dom Delaluise.

  2. Translation to the above: “I really enjoy your various amusing cartoons: if this world were a fairer place, you would be my cartoon slave and pop them out at a rate predetermined by myself, your new overlord”…

  3. or I would be more of a fan if you actually adhered to the schedule that you posted on your website as when you would be posting new cartoons.

  4. Just wanted to let you know that I have awarded you the Kreativ Blogger Award! Keep up the good work!

    http://palmtreesbarefeet.wordpress.com/2012/05/30/the-celebration-of-the-kreativ-blogger-award/

    πŸ™‚

  5. lorajbanks says:

    Does anyone ever call to have the jokes described to them?

  6. Byron says:

    I wish I could find a chick who would be impressed with a race car bed…

    Women are so demanding.

  7. Sarah says:

    This is brilliant! (And man, what an excuse!) I love your comics, they’re pretty funny πŸ™‚

  8. Tychy says:

    Can we hear more from “someone in blackface”? He sounds an interesting guy…

  9. Reblogged this on ilovesombreros and commented:
    yess

  10. ershley says:

    My son has a racecar bed and i am verrryyy impressed. (with myself)

  11. no says:

    I am going to be late today because I decided that no one was worth me getting up for but me.

  12. I have totally used that excuse before. In college. For student teaching. When I overslept at my boyfriend’s house. πŸ˜‰ And in the subsequent years I have been cursed by too many actual flat tires. Karma.

  13. This reminds me of Grandma’s Boy. “My roommates said they’d get me rims for christmas. And a CB Radio so I can talk to other car beds.”

  14. Sorry, thought this was a lactose intolerance post.

  15. lovenikiblog says:

    I need one of these ASAP! Lol

  16. segmation says:

    Love your blog and pictures! Are you tires still flat? http://www.segmation.wordpress.com

  17. polarbearawarenessweekcochrane says:

    This is funny! But killing polar bears for sport is not funny. Please check out my Justin Bieber cover song to help save polar bears! I’m 12-years-old and i know killing polar bears for sport is wrong!!

  18. ethelthedean says:

    These are the most insane comments ever. Anyways, your cartoon is funny as hell.

  19. Brilliant work! Don’t know how you come up with such great ideas so often … or how they’ve engendered some of the comments above. Ah, the internet … access to admirers AND oddballs … it’s a double-edged sword. Keep up the outstanding work!!

  20. Dude! Instant Like. Very creative blog.
    http://www.photobotos.com/

  21. Angie Z. says:

    I can’t help but think of the bed on Silver Spoons right now….I so wanted that bed!

  22. I would call to hear a joke but my mom yanked out the phone a few years ago when she found me calling Switzerland to order Swiss cheese.

  23. MyLifeterium says:

    Reblogged this on MyLifeterium and commented:
    Sounds like I need a race car bed!

  24. aprilslife says:

    lol to funny πŸ™‚

  25. heyinfinity says:

    to buy: racecar bed.

  26. Anonymous says:

    what does it even mean?

  27. gooddeedaday says:

    Thanks for giving me a late-for-work excuse I never thought of! πŸ™‚

  28. Mae East says:

    Whenever I see one of those beds, I think of the Friends episode where Joey signs for Monica’s new (race car) bed by mistake. I think if I got one by accident, I’d probably end up keeping it…just one of those things, well…why not.

  29. Haha, great post! Congrats on your SECOND Freshly Pressed!

  30. my EYES are SPEECHLESS….NICEEE

  31. emailcoach says:

    Nice comic there. But the comments takes the cake. A bowl of pop corn should complement to the comments. ^^

  32. flyingmaster says:

    very funny ….
    keep posting friend

  33. Okay, I enjoyed this. As a new person viewing your blog, I must admit to being troubled by the debate over your schedule. Punctuality is a sign of respect, and as we do expect to receive the free laughs in a timely manner, I hereby register my vote for consistency and a high level of humor.

    Naturally, I would accept a full refund in lieu of a guarantee, then will probably continue to lurk here for free.

    What say you?
    Congrats on being freshly pressed.

    • sarahhalford says:

      Also as a new reader, I second this polite request for an advance schedule, and add a request for a text message the minute the comic is online.
      I’ve always noticed on questionablecontent.net that the author often has a wee comment on the bottom of the comic apologising for lateness, and I’ve wondered if anyone’s ever given him cause to write such an apology for a FREE COMIC. I now have my answer.

  34. kenniesa says:

    Reblogged this on kenniesay and commented:
    LOOOOL

  35. Now I know how a Tv operates, you should write a book on how all other things operate. I’d buy it.:-) I hope my wordpress is as interesting. Everyone is welcome to my site http://therealzonezero.wordpress.com/

  36. 21centuryjane says:

    LOL, i wish I had the courage to do that… ;///

  37. Jnana Hodson says:

    Race car bed? What about pit stops?

  38. shannmark says:

    thought the cartoon was funny, and then I kept laughing through the comments section. Congrats on FP.

  39. funnyphuppo says:

    I wish I had that good an excuse to not get up in the morning.

  40. iviedawn says:

    Haha oh those car beds!

  41. moon says:

    cereal tastes good with a fork

  42. this cheered me up, thanks

  43. msperfectpatty says:

    this is too funny!

  44. NO WAY~ says:

    Cereal with a fork, does that mean that if I put myself on a tv screen or laptop that you would pay for some live action? HM? I WILL CASH IN! Caching.

  45. chembelle says:

    Nice cartoon! For me however, your header image takes the prize!

  46. RP says:

    I like the art style ( reminds me a little bit of Dilbert), and this strip took me by surprise in a good way. The custom header is sweet too – good way of putting it

  47. runwaymonk says:

    nyc comic strip…:)

  48. beaunicetoh says:

    Reblogged this on btjy; and commented:
    Yeah, and I actually don’t give a damn about meeting you.

  49. Joe Labriola says:

    Knew I shoulda kept mine

  50. paulpoco22 says:

    Reblogged this on XBMC and Linux Blog and commented:
    Funny flat tire excuse.

  51. pimpchef says:

    Good joke. I had one of them beds. I tricked it out with some waterproof cushions and purple metallic paint and made an outdoor lounger out of it.

  52. Sum says:

    Haha! I feel like this all the time.

  53. JePrefere says:

    i actually eat cereal with a fork often. at work only. because at home i have a well serviced kitchen…. what was the inspiration for this random title? curious.

  54. aparnanairphotography says:

    Ohhh, I always wish I could do this, but alas….:(

  55. Reblogged this on The Porsche Independent Repair and commented:
    A recurring dream.

  56. fathanfr says:

    lol hahaahaha πŸ™‚

  57. Everytime I sign off, I find a blog I like! Very funny. (does it seem like there are alot of angry people commenting all over, or is it just me?)

  58. Nicole says:

    this. is. fantastic.

  59. Alyssa says:

    Lol! πŸ˜€ Used to have this excuse and it works in wonders. πŸ™‚

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  60. I wish I had a racing car bed…

  61. kai says:

    Hilarious. I’d call in late too πŸ˜„

  62. Imad Kafarani says:

    It’s funny.

  63. justhaley says:

    You just captured my childhood and my future in two pictures hahah well done, and good job on getting Freshly Pressed πŸ˜‰

  64. mysweatyshirt says:

    might as well use this excuse for my class tomorrow~ πŸ˜›

  65. There are some crazy comments here. Where do these people come from? Loved the cartoon though πŸ™‚

  66. briancanever says:

    Epic funniness!

    briancanever.wordpress.com

  67. Love your blog – keep it up

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  69. Micah says:

    That made me laugh. Good work!

  70. beverlyq says:

    I’m definitely going to use this one soon!

  71. smilethatway says:

    Reblogged this on Smile that way and commented:
    srsly.

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