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Cereal with a Fork 
thanks for not ever following your schedule as posted on your website. I wish you adhered to a schedule of an actual job. Instead, you live on a different fucking planet.
You may not have noticed that several weeks ago I updated the schedule to which you are referring (located in the upper right corner of this page) to say “New comics posted on various days of the week.” I did this in order to more accurately reflect the unpredictable update schedule that I’ve had lately.
Sincerely,
Kyle
I DIDN’T! I didn’t adhere to my schedule. I worked nights and days like a rollercoaster ride in Nursing all of those years and got used to not wanting to get up.
My bio-Mom though she got up even while deathly ill with breast cancer, went to pre-law classes, with an iv infusion pack on her back with my bio-sister hating her, and then she went and raced cars at Mitchell Field in Long Island and at Riverheard.
needless to say, I wasted all those years! I should have just been a prostitute rather than a Registered Professional Nurse and cashed on the good looks she gave me.
Never too late!
I was thinking about Nursing…but it made my nipples sore.
You’re not ready for jokes. Or the internet.
I wrote jokes and stories for people on the internet. I am a talented and gifted writer with a sense of humor that is natural. They attacked and terrorized instead. I am an individual that was inspired by my professor Maya Angelous to be creative and be an excellent writer in 1988.
She was the best and innovative professor in my creative arts degree and field of studies in Fashion Design and Illustration that I ever had. Other than the Ring around the collar Ad Guy that loved my commericial idea for Burt Reynolds and Dom Delaluise.
Translation to the above: “I really enjoy your various amusing cartoons: if this world were a fairer place, you would be my cartoon slave and pop them out at a rate predetermined by myself, your new overlord”…
Yes, Cakes and Shakes…, I think you’ve accurately translated it. Ha!
Bahaha! 😀
I second that Cakes and Shakes! Cheers to your positivity!
Hahahaa! ^That’s great!
My thoughts on the comment, exactly. 🙂
or I would be more of a fan if you actually adhered to the schedule that you posted on your website as when you would be posting new cartoons.
…a fan who links to getcancer.com and used a pretty tasteless email address.
Holy crap! Way to stand tall by keeping those comments on your blog! My “Why did you leave MacGyver and John Stamos off your mullet list!?!” reader comments pale in comparison. I feel fortunate now.
Just wanted to let you know that I have awarded you the Kreativ Blogger Award! Keep up the good work!
http://palmtreesbarefeet.wordpress.com/2012/05/30/the-celebration-of-the-kreativ-blogger-award/
🙂
Cool, thanks!
Does anyone ever call to have the jokes described to them?
No, I don’t believe anyone has.
I wish I could find a chick who would be impressed with a race car bed…
Women are so demanding.
Such an awesome comment 🙂
I would be severely impressed if the bed could actually be driven! That way I wouldn’t have to leave the bed to make a sandwich.
I would be impressed if it was tastefully done. Let’s say ironic use in an otherwise austere, stylish place? But hey, I can’t really talk. I have a picture of myself as a Vulcan on my blog 😉
I personally would LOVE one of those racing car beds, but I’m Married lol 🙂
This is brilliant! (And man, what an excuse!) I love your comics, they’re pretty funny 🙂
Can we hear more from “someone in blackface”? He sounds an interesting guy…
i second. (i’d like to see this go to fisticuffs… with words… wordsticuffs)
Wordsticuffs………..adding that to my vocabulary.
Reblogged this on ilovesombreros and commented:
yess
love it 😀
My son has a racecar bed and i am verrryyy impressed. (with myself)
My son’s dad wouldn’t pay his child support in the arrears of 3/4 of a million dollars, so I couldn’t ever afford one for him. And his Grandma was a National Race Car Driver.
And I HAVE HAD THAT LEAD FOOT WHERE ATHLETES NOTICE IT.
I am going to be late today because I decided that no one was worth me getting up for but me.
I have totally used that excuse before. In college. For student teaching. When I overslept at my boyfriend’s house. 😉 And in the subsequent years I have been cursed by too many actual flat tires. Karma.
This reminds me of Grandma’s Boy. “My roommates said they’d get me rims for christmas. And a CB Radio so I can talk to other car beds.”
Sorry, thought this was a lactose intolerance post.
I need one of these ASAP! Lol
Love your blog and pictures! Are you tires still flat? http://www.segmation.wordpress.com
Ha, not sure, I’ll see how I feel tomorrow.
Brilliant.
Awesome. 🙂
This is funny! But killing polar bears for sport is not funny. Please check out my Justin Bieber cover song to help save polar bears! I’m 12-years-old and i know killing polar bears for sport is wrong!!
These are the most insane comments ever. Anyways, your cartoon is funny as hell.
Thanks, some comments are pretty entertaining.
Its because I joined in on all of the fun. I get those idiots rocking, rolling and shaking in their shoes. No more jokes or stories for IDIOTS ON FACEBOOK to rip apart.
Brilliant work! Don’t know how you come up with such great ideas so often … or how they’ve engendered some of the comments above. Ah, the internet … access to admirers AND oddballs … it’s a double-edged sword. Keep up the outstanding work!!
Dude! Instant Like. Very creative blog.
http://www.photobotos.com/
Your blog is great too (follower here). Small world here on WordPress.
I can’t help but think of the bed on Silver Spoons right now….I so wanted that bed!
I would call to hear a joke but my mom yanked out the phone a few years ago when she found me calling Switzerland to order Swiss cheese.
Can’t fault you for trying; seems like the logical place to call.
Reblogged this on MyLifeterium and commented:
Sounds like I need a race car bed!
XD
lol to funny 🙂
to buy: racecar bed.
what does it even mean?
Lol! Good one!
Thanks for giving me a late-for-work excuse I never thought of! 🙂
Whenever I see one of those beds, I think of the Friends episode where Joey signs for Monica’s new (race car) bed by mistake. I think if I got one by accident, I’d probably end up keeping it…just one of those things, well…why not.
I just thought of Monica’s bed right now 🙂 and Chandler’s impression 🙂
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! INCEST!
Haha, great post! Congrats on your SECOND Freshly Pressed!
my EYES are SPEECHLESS….NICEEE
Nice comic there. But the comments takes the cake. A bowl of pop corn should complement to the comments. ^^
very funny ….
keep posting friend
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😀 love it
Okay, I enjoyed this. As a new person viewing your blog, I must admit to being troubled by the debate over your schedule. Punctuality is a sign of respect, and as we do expect to receive the free laughs in a timely manner, I hereby register my vote for consistency and a high level of humor.
Naturally, I would accept a full refund in lieu of a guarantee, then will probably continue to lurk here for free.
What say you?
Congrats on being freshly pressed.
Also as a new reader, I second this polite request for an advance schedule, and add a request for a text message the minute the comic is online.
I’ve always noticed on questionablecontent.net that the author often has a wee comment on the bottom of the comic apologising for lateness, and I’ve wondered if anyone’s ever given him cause to write such an apology for a FREE COMIC. I now have my answer.
Reblogged this on kenniesay and commented:
LOOOOL
Now I know how a Tv operates, you should write a book on how all other things operate. I’d buy it.:-) I hope my wordpress is as interesting. Everyone is welcome to my site http://therealzonezero.wordpress.com/
LOL, i wish I had the courage to do that… ;///
Race car bed? What about pit stops?
That is what that cat is doing, btw. She is cat pit stopping.
thought the cartoon was funny, and then I kept laughing through the comments section. Congrats on FP.
I wish I had that good an excuse to not get up in the morning.
why get up? Tell me should I take my race car driver self to the Department of Social Services today and state, “inability to get out of my car today due to monster american attack, USA no longer worthy of my Registered Professional Nursing Service expertise?”
I Do have a good enough excuse.
Its call OBAMAmination
What the…I don’t even know.
Awesome cartoon today.
Me encanta 😀
Haha oh those car beds!
cereal tastes good with a fork
this cheered me up, thanks
this is too funny!
I heard you have to be part of the mile high club of racing car beds to qualify.
Cereal with a fork, does that mean that if I put myself on a tv screen or laptop that you would pay for some live action? HM? I WILL CASH IN! Caching.
Nice cartoon! For me however, your header image takes the prize!
RIGHT! She’s a cat that does pitstops of her shit ontop of his shit.
I like the art style ( reminds me a little bit of Dilbert), and this strip took me by surprise in a good way. The custom header is sweet too – good way of putting it
nyc comic strip…:)
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Reblogged this on btjy; and commented:
Yeah, and I actually don’t give a damn about meeting you.
Reblogged this on chargersmellingfreak123 and commented:
KOOL
Knew I shoulda kept mine
Reblogged this on XBMC and Linux Blog and commented:
Funny flat tire excuse.
Good joke. I had one of them beds. I tricked it out with some waterproof cushions and purple metallic paint and made an outdoor lounger out of it.
Haha! I feel like this all the time.
i actually eat cereal with a fork often. at work only. because at home i have a well serviced kitchen…. what was the inspiration for this random title? curious.
Ohhh, I always wish I could do this, but alas….:(
Reblogged this on The Porsche Independent Repair and commented:
A recurring dream.
lol hahaahaha 🙂
Everytime I sign off, I find a blog I like! Very funny. (does it seem like there are alot of angry people commenting all over, or is it just me?)
this. is. fantastic.
works for me:D
Lol! 😀 Used to have this excuse and it works in wonders. 🙂
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I wish I had a racing car bed…
Hilarious. I’d call in late too 😄
It’s funny.
You just captured my childhood and my future in two pictures hahah well done, and good job on getting Freshly Pressed 😉
might as well use this excuse for my class tomorrow~ 😛
There are some crazy comments here. Where do these people come from? Loved the cartoon though 🙂
You welcome! The crazier the better from me. I KNOW IT. It makes people CRAZY!
Epic funniness!
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That made me laugh. Good work!
I’m definitely going to use this one soon!
Reblogged this on Smile that way and commented:
srsly.
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