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Why would a ship stop for you? Are you (coco)nuts?
Reblogged this on apennyformythought and commented:
Sometimes, you just have to say it louder
I don’t know how many times I’m going to have to say this, but cruise ship captains don’t give a shit about anyone but themselves.
I’ve been on three cruises, so I know what I’m talking about. Every time I ask the captain to drive the boat for a little bit (I do have a recognized boating license, and I was well below the legal alcohol limit at the time) they said no. They only care about getting to their destination and cashing that fat captain’s paycheck.
Finally a comic that’s not afraid to tell the TRUTH!
Cruise ships aren’t telepathic.
I seem to be the only one that understands this is a metaphor. The stranded coconut tree clearly represents a tortured soul screaming for attention. It would be obvious to the rest of the world (the ship, clearly the group or society) if only he/she didn’t appear to be a NORMAL PERSON.
Yes, now I understand. If that tree wants help, it must first do something drastic to distinguish itself. Wait, are you the tree? Are you about to do something drastic?!